My Night in Shining Armour Turned into a Looser in Tin Foil.

Remember that character I mentioned yesterday? The one that I dumped? Yeah, well today I discovered some great news that he cheated on me on new years eve... And he wasn't even under the influence... Because he's Mormon. Are Mormons even allowed to kiss people their not dating? And to add on top of that are Mormons allowed to cheat? Jesus, what a bad Mormon he is. Not to rant on about my break up like Taylor Swift, but this is one of those break up's that doesn't make you sad, but genuinely just pisses you right off. Every time I see looser in tin foil, I just want to bash is pretty little face in (I literally think he was prettier than me). I just somehow want to get sweet, sweet revenge on the little pecker. So I have decided that if he ever speaks to me again, I will chew him a new butt hole and show him who the freaking boss is. But I can't just go up to him with no exasperation, for that would be extremely neurotic.
But anyways I'm kind of procrastinating writing an essay on Macbeth... And chem homework, my excuse at the moment is that I'm getting myself into an intellectual mood- Which is a bunch of BS, but that's okay I'll just have to pay by staying up to a zillion o'clock devoting myself to my new boyfriend by the name of homework. In that case, I'd better go and spend some quality time with homework

P.S- I really didn't mean to bash Taylor Swift don't get me wrong, she's my favorite artist and I can relate to just about every single one of her songs. But she's just a famous person who complains about boys like the rest of us. And it made more sense than saying "Not to rant on about my break up like Nikki Russell".

It's your lucky day, I've decided to share some of my favorite funny break up quotes.

• "Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs."
• "My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture."
• "I ran into my EX the other day, so I put it in reverse and hit him again."
• "Hating you would require an emotional commitment ."
• "Never go to bed angry , Stay awake and plan your revenge."

P.S.S- The beauty blog thing is a fail, haha. Sorry guys, I'm fickle- but not as fickle as looser in tin foil.