I'm feeling critical...

Today, I criticized looser in tin foil, as well as handed in a critical analytical essay, and now I feel like writing a critical blog. Starting with number one most important thing on today's agenda- I would like to critique Wii Fit Plus! Now, me being the lazy person I am received the thing for Christmas, and did not open it until today, after feeling guilty about already breaking my new years resolution of junk food only on weekends. Anyways I think that the people who work for Nintendo have done an excellent job of providing a program to get the poor obese children that will be running the world in the next few years off of thier lazy little behinds! And it also keeps those of us who are stylishly slim lean and toned. With a variety of great exerciseses that work on burning cals, building muscle and improving balance, I would say that Wii Fit Plus is a great thing to add to you collection of Wii games. Although one could basically do all of the exercises at home without the Wii Fit Plus, the program helps keep track of your progress, informs you when your screwing up as well as motivates you to stick with your fitness goals. So, I'd say overall it's a good investment to make!
OH! I got to chew out Looser in tin foils ass and and hand it to him! He called me last night, and man I just went to town on him. I don't think he will be cheating on anyone any time soon! ;)



**** Four Stars for the Wii Fit Plus! (Good jub Nintendo!)



Once again... The automatic saver saved my sorry little ass. 

My Night in Shining Armour Turned into a Looser in Tin Foil.

Remember that character I mentioned yesterday? The one that I dumped? Yeah, well today I discovered some great news that he cheated on me on new years eve... And he wasn't even under the influence... Because he's Mormon. Are Mormons even allowed to kiss people their not dating? And to add on top of that are Mormons allowed to cheat? Jesus, what a bad Mormon he is. Not to rant on about my break up like Taylor Swift, but this is one of those break up's that doesn't make you sad, but genuinely just pisses you right off. Every time I see looser in tin foil, I just want to bash is pretty little face in (I literally think he was prettier than me). I just somehow want to get sweet, sweet revenge on the little pecker. So I have decided that if he ever speaks to me again, I will chew him a new butt hole and show him who the freaking boss is. But I can't just go up to him with no exasperation, for that would be extremely neurotic.
But anyways I'm kind of procrastinating writing an essay on Macbeth... And chem homework, my excuse at the moment is that I'm getting myself into an intellectual mood- Which is a bunch of BS, but that's okay I'll just have to pay by staying up to a zillion o'clock devoting myself to my new boyfriend by the name of homework. In that case, I'd better go and spend some quality time with homework

P.S- I really didn't mean to bash Taylor Swift don't get me wrong, she's my favorite artist and I can relate to just about every single one of her songs. But she's just a famous person who complains about boys like the rest of us. And it made more sense than saying "Not to rant on about my break up like Nikki Russell".

It's your lucky day, I've decided to share some of my favorite funny break up quotes.

• "Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs."
• "My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture."
• "I ran into my EX the other day, so I put it in reverse and hit him again."
• "Hating you would require an emotional commitment ."
• "Never go to bed angry , Stay awake and plan your revenge."

P.S.S- The beauty blog thing is a fail, haha. Sorry guys, I'm fickle- but not as fickle as looser in tin foil.

Well, it's been a while to say the least.

Hmmm. My goodness, there is way to much to write about! For starters, I forgot my username and password to my blogger account, hence the long blogless period of time. Thing at the new school have been going quite well! I've got a good gruop of lovely friends! And recently- well, more like today I broke it off with my I guess you could call boyfriend. You know what? I kind of enjoy being the heartless female dog taking my righteous alpha position and breaking up with the boy. Anyways this is all besides the point I would like to post a few of my new years resolutions for the year of two thousand and eleven.

1. Holding my tongue, and not talking behind other peoples backs.
2. Not being such an anti social bitch, and hang out with people when I'm invited.
3. Pass my finals with over 70%
4. Save up some money for my trip to Costa Rica! (read further to find out more about this one)

Well... Those are my top four, which seem pretty realistic to me. Anyways, guess what Montana got for Christmas? A FREAKING TRIP TO COSTA RICA! Whoohoo, Montana is extremely excited about this, the only downside is that she has to wait until spring break :( but oh well, it will be worth the wait. I really have nothing more to rant about, considering I did a whole lot of nothing with my life over the Christmas holidays which I wish I could somehow extend for another week, but that's obviously not going to happen. Although I did happen to see one of the most messed up movies EVER! Black Swan, yep kudos to the brilliant guy who wrote a story about a little ballerina driving herself bonkers, you have scarred me for the rest of my life. Anyways, I'll be here tomorrow.

Beauty Tip of the day:
Drink eight glasses of water a day, being hydrated means being beautiful!