I'm feeling critical...

Today, I criticized looser in tin foil, as well as handed in a critical analytical essay, and now I feel like writing a critical blog. Starting with number one most important thing on today's agenda- I would like to critique Wii Fit Plus! Now, me being the lazy person I am received the thing for Christmas, and did not open it until today, after feeling guilty about already breaking my new years resolution of junk food only on weekends. Anyways I think that the people who work for Nintendo have done an excellent job of providing a program to get the poor obese children that will be running the world in the next few years off of thier lazy little behinds! And it also keeps those of us who are stylishly slim lean and toned. With a variety of great exerciseses that work on burning cals, building muscle and improving balance, I would say that Wii Fit Plus is a great thing to add to you collection of Wii games. Although one could basically do all of the exercises at home without the Wii Fit Plus, the program helps keep track of your progress, informs you when your screwing up as well as motivates you to stick with your fitness goals. So, I'd say overall it's a good investment to make!
OH! I got to chew out Looser in tin foils ass and and hand it to him! He called me last night, and man I just went to town on him. I don't think he will be cheating on anyone any time soon! ;)



**** Four Stars for the Wii Fit Plus! (Good jub Nintendo!)



Once again... The automatic saver saved my sorry little ass. 

My Night in Shining Armour Turned into a Looser in Tin Foil.

Remember that character I mentioned yesterday? The one that I dumped? Yeah, well today I discovered some great news that he cheated on me on new years eve... And he wasn't even under the influence... Because he's Mormon. Are Mormons even allowed to kiss people their not dating? And to add on top of that are Mormons allowed to cheat? Jesus, what a bad Mormon he is. Not to rant on about my break up like Taylor Swift, but this is one of those break up's that doesn't make you sad, but genuinely just pisses you right off. Every time I see looser in tin foil, I just want to bash is pretty little face in (I literally think he was prettier than me). I just somehow want to get sweet, sweet revenge on the little pecker. So I have decided that if he ever speaks to me again, I will chew him a new butt hole and show him who the freaking boss is. But I can't just go up to him with no exasperation, for that would be extremely neurotic.
But anyways I'm kind of procrastinating writing an essay on Macbeth... And chem homework, my excuse at the moment is that I'm getting myself into an intellectual mood- Which is a bunch of BS, but that's okay I'll just have to pay by staying up to a zillion o'clock devoting myself to my new boyfriend by the name of homework. In that case, I'd better go and spend some quality time with homework

P.S- I really didn't mean to bash Taylor Swift don't get me wrong, she's my favorite artist and I can relate to just about every single one of her songs. But she's just a famous person who complains about boys like the rest of us. And it made more sense than saying "Not to rant on about my break up like Nikki Russell".

It's your lucky day, I've decided to share some of my favorite funny break up quotes.

• "Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs."
• "My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture."
• "I ran into my EX the other day, so I put it in reverse and hit him again."
• "Hating you would require an emotional commitment ."
• "Never go to bed angry , Stay awake and plan your revenge."

P.S.S- The beauty blog thing is a fail, haha. Sorry guys, I'm fickle- but not as fickle as looser in tin foil.

Well, it's been a while to say the least.

Hmmm. My goodness, there is way to much to write about! For starters, I forgot my username and password to my blogger account, hence the long blogless period of time. Thing at the new school have been going quite well! I've got a good gruop of lovely friends! And recently- well, more like today I broke it off with my I guess you could call boyfriend. You know what? I kind of enjoy being the heartless female dog taking my righteous alpha position and breaking up with the boy. Anyways this is all besides the point I would like to post a few of my new years resolutions for the year of two thousand and eleven.

1. Holding my tongue, and not talking behind other peoples backs.
2. Not being such an anti social bitch, and hang out with people when I'm invited.
3. Pass my finals with over 70%
4. Save up some money for my trip to Costa Rica! (read further to find out more about this one)

Well... Those are my top four, which seem pretty realistic to me. Anyways, guess what Montana got for Christmas? A FREAKING TRIP TO COSTA RICA! Whoohoo, Montana is extremely excited about this, the only downside is that she has to wait until spring break :( but oh well, it will be worth the wait. I really have nothing more to rant about, considering I did a whole lot of nothing with my life over the Christmas holidays which I wish I could somehow extend for another week, but that's obviously not going to happen. Although I did happen to see one of the most messed up movies EVER! Black Swan, yep kudos to the brilliant guy who wrote a story about a little ballerina driving herself bonkers, you have scarred me for the rest of my life. Anyways, I'll be here tomorrow.

Beauty Tip of the day:
Drink eight glasses of water a day, being hydrated means being beautiful!

Retro Rap.

ICE ICE BABY! Yeah, that songs stuck in my head! But it's so amazingly good, which is weird. Anyways once again it's 19 minutes after my bed time, and yeahh. Soo I hung out with people after school today, it was pretty awesome! I'm so happy I have friends now! It's an amazing feeling! At the moment, I have like 80 thousand braids in my hair, because tomorrows picture day, and I'm too lazy to straighten it tomorrow. Umm, nothing else really to say! Because my mind is somewhat dull from the past hour and a half consisting of English, and chem homework. Buut YEAHH!
Peace&Love,
-Montana<3

Beauty tip of the day: ALWAYS moisturize your skin... Believe it or not, it prevents acne! (But don't forget to cleanse before!)

Two hours of procrastination. And one hour of chem homework later...

... I'M FREE TO GO TO SLEEP! But I decided to blog, because now I'm procrastinating going to sleep which is bad, because I'm coming down with a cold. I'm such a brilliant child! OHH YEAHH! But yeah, another day back at the new school, and I'm actually beginning to feel secure, and not totally awkward! It's great, this whole fitting in thing took allot quicker than I had expected! Anyways, herrrmmm what else? OH  YES! I have begun living my old life through my best friend at my old school, we talked on the phone for like two hours today. And I am now fully up to date on all of the news fluttering around my old school! Oh how I miss it! But you know what? If I had the chance, I would probably stay at my new school as opposed to going back to my old school, funny... Eh? The "beauty blog" as pre-stated is still a plan in action, I'll get working on it when I'm not eating into my precious sleep time. Anything else interesting? Let me think, NOPE! Okay I gotta hit the sac (Shut you perverted mind up, I didn't mean it that way).
Peace&Love,
-Montana<3

Labour day weekend. 2010

Hah, so my LD weekend really wasn't that great, but that's beside the point. Because I'm sure no body wants to read about what some small town 16 year old girl did on her long weekend. But, just because I'm so full of myself I'll pot it in bullet form!

• I drove, because I got my learners. (Best part by far)
• Some of my family cam over, that was nice.
• I bought some new tinted moisturizer. (OH! That gave me a great idea, read on to see what it is!)
• I did chem homework.
• I wrote a story about a girl who's friend got a brain transplant.

Aaannnndddd, THAT'S IT! What were you expecting? "I partied alllllll weekend". Hah, yeah I wish! Anywaysss. I'm really rushing this, because I feel like I'm getting a cold, and the calcium pill I took an hour ago is kicking in. So, my brilliant idea I had while writing out my weekend? I've decided I"m going to do a bit of a beauty blog! -ccccooooolllll- I just have to get everything organized before any o' that happens. ie, find my camera charger, and plan WHAT I'm going to do out! I think I'm going to do one about skincare, because I've had a long, hard battle with acne, I'll post before, and after pics so on. I'll also do one on my make up routine! I just adore doing this kind of stuff! I can't wait until I get my horse moved, then I can blog about him! (I have to move him closer to where I moved). Anywho, tomorrows school, again but I'm not too scared! I have friends, and have already picked out what I'm going to wear tomorrow! OH, and to follow on the blackberry blog. I'm getting one for Christmas! If I walk the dogs every day... Which sounds bad, but really isn't because technically, I'm getting paid to get exercise! SCORE! On the other hand, I'd better get to bed. (I was supposed to be there half an hour ago).
Peace&Love,
-Montana<3

P.S,
The automatic saver just saved my ass.

Early morning epiphany... Due to late night thinking session.

Okay, so I have decided I would like a new phone... Preferably a Blackberry. Right now I have a lmae Pay As You Go phone, which I have gotten totally sick of! It's ridiculous, so really the only setback here is that... Well my mom refuses to pay the phone bills! Even though I've told her I'd pay them! But she doesn't believe me, so I have set up a game plan, at the perfect time (I'm going to really milk the new kid thing). Well, actually I was lying. She said she'd pay the bills if I gave her $500.00 up front a whole years worth of phone bills! I can't do that! With the job I have now, it would take me 3 months to get that kinda money! So, I just realized I have no idea why I'm posting this... Pointless really. But anyway, I guess I'd just like to share this tragic story with the world... Not like anyone even reads this blog, anyway.

I want you, baby.

Peace&Love,
-Montana<3

ILOVEHARRYPOTTER.